Package thief

When someone steals packages from the mailman and the mailman is being lazy. Then they just sign with crappy scribbles. Things from gems to precious metals like gold and silver, to protein powder to Gallium, Indium, and Tin, to hard to get vitamins go missing. That choline supplement you were waiting for, it's gone. The 5 hour energy drink pack you were waiting for, gone. Those dog treats or even turtle food you were waiting for, gone. The Rockstar energy drinks you were excited about, gone.

I was waiting for Choline and eugeroic king NZT and the package thief signed for it and stole it. Stupid package thief! Stupid postal service not doing their job.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 8, 2023

Birthday Thief

Someone who steals someone else's birthday

Hey, your birthday is on the 21st?

Yeah....

Mine too!

You, sir, are a BIRTHDAY THIEF.

by IAmNotABirthdayStealer April 5, 2011

Word Thief

Some one who tries to lay claim to someone else word, phrase or lexicon.

Hey that person is a word thief, I made up that word already, have been using it for years!

by King Wiley October 4, 2008

chicken thief

A negitive term for a black person.

A chicken thief ran off with my car again.

by Mike $ December 24, 2008

meat-thief

One who tries to suck the penis of a sleeping male.

While Fred was sleeping last night Todd tried to suck his penis. Todd is a real meat-thief.

by Freakshow1975 June 18, 2007

meat thief

(v.) to take the virginity of a male under 13. Only applied to females.

She is being a meat thief again.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

oxygen thief

A person who is a waste of breath, and serves no purpose in this world. Commonly used by school principals

The 5 percent of the school are oxygen thiefs!

by the jew aka brandon jacobs August 24, 2011