Teacher

A hoe/ Mia khalifa

Yo that teacher hot danm

by 1273downrockafellastreet January 26, 2019

Teacher

A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services

Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.

by blunderpants August 1, 2019

Teacher

The person who helps you you solve problems that you'd never have without them.

The teacher gave me a paper with algebra questions today. WHEN WILL I USE ALGEBRA?!

by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019

Teacher

Person who turns innocent people into psychos, and psychos into teachers.

Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.

Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.

Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?

Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.

by Fyulp June 29, 2016

Teacher

Someone who is boring and likes to talk about their boring life you don’t care about.

Teacher says, excuse me with all that talking I assume your done, I say with all that complaining I assume your single.

by Rkdkfne March 14, 2019

Teacher

Human being who enjoys teaching, and ruining your afternoon

This teacher gave us 2 packets of algebra

by Niggward June 10, 2019

Teacher

Person who is very open to everything

Hello teacher

by MWOLFE5 January 19, 2017