Hungarian steamer

Motorboating a girls tits and fingering her at the same time.

"Dude have you ever given a hungarian steamer?"

"Hell yeah, best 5 minutes of my life!"

by Samuel Sanudo October 13, 2014

iron steamer

A poop that is rigid and dense to the point where passing it causes extreme pain to the sphincter. Typically a result of being constipated. Can be avoided with an OTC stool softener.

I should have had some pizza before I passed out last night - woke up with an iron steamer and almost cried like a baby when I finally worked it out

by milpoolSK March 6, 2017

Sarnia Steamer

When you drop a log in the pop butter machine

My pop stinks! Oh some must’ve dropped a sarnia steamer

by Bigchod August 30, 2021

Chantilly Steamer

To take an obnoxious amount of chewing tobacco and place it in one's anal cavity. Creates a firey sensation and is said to "burn like the Dickens." Asses with more hair will experience a higher amount of pain.

Alan: "Hey dude, I gave myself the Chantilly Steamer last night. It felt like a forest fire in my asshole!"
Stu: "Damn..."

by surprisebsex January 4, 2010

Homebase Steamer

To take a shit upon one's self, this can be achieved by laying on your back, arse in the air, and shitting upwards violently.

I can't believe Frank gave himself a Homebase Steamer, it was hilarious to watch!

by howtokrew January 6, 2015

Cleaveland steamer

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.

I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.

by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004

Compton Steamer

Ghetto version of the well-known Cleveland Steamer. Usually done in the bushes and alleyways of ghetto areas.

Bruv, I laid a phat compton steamer on ma fat booty hoe last night!

by j2cool January 14, 2007