Appeal to Peasant

This is a Fallacy you commit automatically if you’re a peasant who is either unemployed, broke or makes nothing a hour. What this means is that with this fallacy attached to you, you will never have any meaningful things to say, you’re arguments will always be illogical and you have no rights, only because you have committed this fallacy.

“Hey! Are you broke as fuck?”
“Yes, unfortunately”
“You’ve committed the APPEAL TO PEASANT Fallacy!”
“Nigga, what the fuck is that!?”

by The Big Man2646 December 27, 2024

Flag

Get the Appeal to Peasant mug.

Peasant-faced

To have a face that is ugly and resembles that of a person in the lower class.

I could tell that girl was from the slums, she is so peasant-faced.

by Master Excederin July 13, 2009

Flag

Get the Peasant-faced mug.

OK, PEASANT

When a poor says some dumb shit and you can't even begin to explain why he's wrong because that would be deconstructing decades of misinformation and ignorance so you just brush it off and say okay. You can't fix stupid.

Phrase is very similar to "OK, boomer".

I CAN MAKE SIX FIGURES WORKING ON THE OIL RIGS. IT WILL ONLY COST ME MOST OF MY BODY AND TIME.

OK, PEASANT

THE LANDLORD RAISED RENT BY 100 PER PERSON, NOW I CANT AFFORD MY BRAND NEW 2021 VEHICLE, IPHONE, AND HAVE SHELTER. KILL THE RICH!

OK PEASANT

by Bigbilldoyle July 24, 2021

Flag

Get the OK, PEASANT mug.

Peasant Bits

The crumbs at the bottom of a bag of Doritos

I’ve had my fill of Doritos, would you like the peasant bits

by Lukeswjones December 24, 2017

Flag

Get the Peasant Bits mug.

Your descendants peasants

A comeback so bad that it can erase any being from existence with a single use. It is primarily used by North Korea as their trump card (get it?).

Matt: your mom gay
Joe: your granny tranny
Matt: your ancestors incestors
Joe: 'your descendants peasants'

*Matt slowly starts dying due to external and internal damage and his soul is taken to the depths of the Underworld where Hades assigns a special punishment whereby his soul will be razed by the Three Furies for eternity.*

by Ladies Dildoman April 02, 2018

Flag

Get the Your descendants peasants mug.