mystery time

Any short period of time forgotten during a long day of drinking.

John said he partied all day at the tailgate and that he had a little mystery time before dinner..

by Why is this not a word yet? January 11, 2016

Mysterious legend

A menacing legend about a mythical beast. The beast liked music and danced to the rhytms but the songs were later found out to his random beeping and booping combined with sounds like "oouh" or "aaau" and many others. He also liked playing a game which controlled what seemed to be a lego man in modern days context. He likes to destroy everything he sees and would not hesitate to slapp with his big fat ass hand. If something was living, friendly or not the beast does big slapp on it. That's all researchers have found on this topic. Not known much about it, they decided to call this the mysterious legend. This legend, one of the most mysterious ones out there remains unsolved.

It can be used randomly to confuse people.
Person 1 "hi how's it going billy"
Person 2 "have you heard about the mysterious legend?"
Person 1 "what is the mysterious legend"
Person 2" the mysterious legend? You don't know? Search it in the urban dictionary"

by a mysterious and legendary guy May 11, 2022

mystery gift

What you find when you stick long objects in holes that are too small.

David found a mystery gift in his friends hole.

by NAGS October 31, 2013

mysterious brown

Mysterious brown: something brown on your skin or clothing that could be chocolate from a previously eaten snack or it could be dirt, or it could be shit. You can't be sure that it is chocolate or you could lick it off, so you have to clean it.

Oh no, I just ate a kit kat bar and then pet the dog and now I found something brown on my arm. That is some mysterious brown. I'd better wash it off with soap and water.

by DebbyHM December 9, 2018

Department of Mysteries

This is the secret department in the Ministry of Magic. It holds things such as prophecys. One of Harry Potter's battles is fought here.

Do you know where the secret Department of Mysteries is?

by ARandomGirl,HarryPotterLover April 3, 2015

mystery fruit

a person who may or may not be "closet gay".

Chris: So did Mac ever come out?

Tommy: No, he's still a mystery fruit.

by RawRaSaurUsOpalous December 7, 2009

Mysterious Clitoris

Musical duo comprised of Ricci Lahn and Zach Butler with mind blowing guitar sounds and unequaled sex appeal.

Woman #1: Oh my God girl, did you see Mysterious Clitoris last night at the bar?
Woman #2: Yes I did! Girl, my panties are still wet.

by Reltubhcaz1977 June 23, 2020