Megan

Megan likes to bite toes off

Jems; did you know Megan, she likes to bite toes off

by Megans going to bite me toes January 18, 2019

Megan

a hyperactive girl who doesn't give a shit what others think. An amazing friend who although brunette, can act blond and constantly gets herself caught in silly situations, always finding new cuts and knacks from her wild nights out. Has been known to be shit at racing games and get stuck on roofs.

Person 1 :"Why is that girl sitting in the middle of the floor crying"
person 2 "i think shes lost her camera "
person 1 "you mean the one thats in her bag?"
person 2 " she must be a megan..."

by Lunchboxyhoe-bo June 24, 2010

Megan

Silly doll. Put her in the lake. Little ear gobbler.

Cady: Megan, why did that boy hurt me?

M3gan: I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose, fire away fire away xxx

by bellywellynotsmelly January 23, 2023

To megan

To back out of an event last minute when you have been offered an invitation to another event, without inviting the original attendees.

E.g. yerrr she totally meganed on us when she went for to Stars and Bars.

Why did she have to megan on us again when she went to Stars and Bars!!! She always does it!!

by The real Susie Dent December 1, 2020

Megan

Megan is the biggest boi in all da land and she’s also the coolest monkey in the jungle she’s also the best twin you could ever ask for, shes also verry nice and funny and amazing and we all love her

dood 1: why isn’t megan crying? this is a sad movie

dood 2: because she’s a big boi!

by White gurlllllll October 14, 2019

Meganism

The narcissistic manipulation of others which results in one being ridiculed, demeaned and argued with on a daily, weekly and monthly basis. Commonly leading to one feeling helpless, lost and alone. One subjected to meganism is under anothers total control.

Sally's meganism keeps Jim feeling helpless to change his life for the better most of the time.

by The Godfather 2017 December 31, 2021

Megan

Megan is an adventurous and artistic girl with a talent of writing cursive. She can be one of two ways, depending on her mood: she can either brighten up your day and make you grateful for her, or she could make your day a living hell, so don't cross her. She is smart and doesnt take a shit. She enjoys surrounding herself with many people, but once you lose her as a friend you better believe she won't take you back. Shes stubborn and will NOT stop until she gets her way.

Girl 1: "Aweee, Megan just dropped me!"

Girl 2: "What did you do to deserve that?"

Girl 1: "I dated her boyfriend..."

Girl 2: "Welp. You aren't getting her back."

by Avocado_ B1tch June 9, 2019