johnny fived it

To read with great haste yet retain all information, sentence structure and relevance.

Derived from the main character in the film Short Circuit
"What you read War and Peace on your Lunchbreak?"

"Yeah, I Johnny fived it!"
by m0r1arty March 22, 2006
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Johnny Cage

Johnny Cage is one of the original characters in the Mortal Kombat series of fighting games. He is a popular action star who has appeared in such films as Ninja Mime, The Gist of my Fist, Sudden Violence I - III, and HWAAAA!!! (for which he won an Oscar). He is known as the comic relief character in the games and holds the record for most times killed and resurected (3 deaths, 2 ressurections so far). His first two deaths, however, were attriubted to bad writing, and his official death was in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, though he is set to return in Mortal Kombat: Armageddon. He is known for his Shadow Kick special move, his Decapitation fatality, and his trademark sunglasses. The movies portray him as having something of a relationship with fellow Earthrealm warrior Sonya Blade, and this has been picked up by the games.
*I shadow kick my friend five times in a row*
Friend: Johnny Cage blows...
by JimboJK2487 February 01, 2006
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Johnny Foreigner

1. Anyone who isn't British.
2. Anyone likely to be given a metaphorical 'bloody nose' by a plucky Brit.
Examples include 'Jerry' and 'the Frogs' (in that order)

See also
The Great Escape (1963), in which Johnny Foreigner is given a sound thrashing by a number of plucky Brits and other less important characters from the colonies. Later on, without giving away the plot, events go slightly a wry for the protagonists. Not to worry though, as Jerry's uppence comes, eventually leading to the end of Nazi Germany.
by Sqn Ldr Cavendish-Stockley February 02, 2010
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Johnny Depp

The best, sexiest, hottest, funniest, most talented actor on the face of the earth. One of the only men that I can think of who you couldn't make ugly if you tired. And also one of the only men who looks fine in eyeliner!
"I'm going to smoke this cigarette, and then I'm going to buy another pack and smoke the shit out of that one."
Johnny Depp, Secret Window
by CA_MAD April 04, 2004
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johnny rotten

by Hater November 30, 2003
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johnny cash

A legendary country/rock and roll musician, born in Arkansas, who enjoyed the peak of his popularity in the 60s. Recently portrayed in the Oscar winning film Walk the Line by Joaquin Phoenix, Cash was nicknamed "The Man in Black." He is arguably most famous for his song "Folsom Prison Blues," describing the hardships of residing in a prison located so close to a railroad track. He is one of three men to have the honor to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the Country Music Hall of Fame, and the Songwriters Hall of Fame. In short, JC is the balls, and we will all miss him dearly.
I just listened to Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire and jizzed myself out of pure excitement.
by Mr. Mojo Risin' August 05, 2006
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Seo Johnny

A legendary Chicago boy who keeps blessing everyone with his insane talent and stunning visuals.
NCTzen #1: Oh my god did you see Seo Johnny?!
NCTzen #2: Wow he's so talented I'm bald!
by neogotmytoes November 02, 2018
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