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Friendzone

The Alcatraz of one’s love life. Very few people have escaped
All men try their hardest to avoid the dangerous friendzone.
by Word from the wise May 30, 2018
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Friendzone

The friendzone is a place, nobody likes to be in. In the blink of an eye, the girl or man of your dreams, places you in an bubble, where it is unpossible for you to start a serious relationship. This is probably the hardes hitting bonercrusher you will ever experience. But no worries, happens to everyone.
Sorry I dont want do be in a relationship with you, can u just go into my "Friendzone" ?

Dude, she doesnt want to have you as a boyfriend. You just landet in the "Friendzone".
by Creeperslayer69xxLP August 26, 2019
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Friendzone

The place where if sent to you may never come out of. In this place the one you would really want to fuck is not fuckable because he/she will always see you as a friend.
Jen has put me in the friendzone .... I'll never date her...
by Usoursitsupts December 4, 2015
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Friendzone

the distance between you and your crush that defines being friendzoned the distance is 3m or 9"11
james: bruh u in the friendzone get closer to her
jimmy:yea youre right
by doc hooi August 31, 2020
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Friendzone

The absolute horror of having to be friends of someone of the opposite sex instead of having sex with them.

People who use this are in no way patheic losers who only see people of the opposite sex for their value and use to them, to the point where unless that person sees them romantically and sexually attractive, they are useless to them.
Person A: Ugh, Tiffany put me in the friendzone.
Person B: Thats Ok. She seems like a genuinely interesting and fun person.
Person A: But she won't have sex with me.
Person B: But doesn't she have more value than that? Shes an actual human being. Why is it so horrible that she wants to be friends?
Person A: Because since I want to have sex with her, she cant possibly have any value to me outside of that. People can't possibly have relationships just because you like a fellow human being and have respect for them.
Person B: Oh yeah you're right.
by HereWeGoAgain86 October 22, 2019
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October 19.National Friendzone Day

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019
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Friendzone

The terrible place that all the guys who are too pussy to ask girls out go.
Guy 1: "Dude, Alex has to ask that girl out or else he's gonna get friendzoned"

Guy 2: "I know bro, that kid has no balls."
by darealjesus January 20, 2015
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