that last drink that may send you over the edge into the ditch while driving home from a party or bar
by hardknees June 2, 2009
Get the one for the ditchmug. (adverb) a phrase you say to someone when you see them scratching their butt crack or anywhere in the vicinity of the butt crack. Can also be used when you see them pulling out their underwear or pants from the butt crack area; can also be used when a female does this in the lower frontal extremity
by sekajakes July 6, 2010
Get the Itch in the Ditchmug. A snowmobile (also see “snow machine”) possessing the appropriate suspension travel and handling characteristics to ride haphazardly, or drunkenly through rural drainage conduits. First coined in the Midwest, it is gaining popularity in mountain western states.
That Polaris with the 12 inch suspension made one hell of a ditch banger until I didn’t see that mailbox and then holy-wah, there it was!
by Commander Orth March 5, 2011
Get the ditch bangermug. the act of going around at night, unplugging reindeer lights, putting them in front of someone's front door, then ringing the doorbell and running away.
by frostybear83 December 14, 2010
Get the reindeer ditchingmug. a redneck activity involving fishing, swimming, or digging for trash in canals and ditches on the side of the road
by Sandy Sea July 8, 2014
Get the Ditch divingmug. When you are driving around (usually in the southern United States) and you see a bunch of filthy, degenerate, inbread, hillbilly kids all playing around in a festering pool of shit water.
Cody: God damn look at that pile of ditch piglets over there in that sewage drain!
Alex: Pull over, lets get the shovel out of the back of this truck so we can go cut their heads off. Weee’s havin’ piggy pie for dinner tonight!!!
Alex: Pull over, lets get the shovel out of the back of this truck so we can go cut their heads off. Weee’s havin’ piggy pie for dinner tonight!!!
by PazuzuXXX May 23, 2018
Get the ditch pigletsmug. by McLeeloo May 18, 2010
Get the ditched the chowdermug.