Bohemian Whale

A chick that is incredibly fat. Their butts take up the maximum amount of area. They have a six roll that prevents the penis from reaching their twot. They normally weigh at least 500 pound and can be caught getting stuck in their room, unable to escape through the doorway.
That Bohemian Whale got stuck in her room, unable to escape from overeating.
by Mr. Homophobia July 13, 2023
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bohemian pancake

When you cut off a girls finger or other body part and use th blood as lube for jacking off or anal
Last night I got a girl to do bohemian pancake
by Nibba November 23, 2016
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bohemian yapsody

The absolute pinnacle of yapping. Think of idiotic tiktok podcasters, or of public officials in a small town on tv after a minor event. The skill it takes to say so much yet so little is admirable.
Did you hear Mark's explanation for being late yesterday? It was a bohemian yapsody
by SQUUAAAAAAD February 23, 2024
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bohemian humpback hog leg

The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.
Who rolled this crazy looking 1/4 oz joint?? This thing looks like a bohemian humpback hog leg.
by Jbjr4vols July 13, 2024
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Bohemian Chess Match

A game in which two people to see who can put more bodily fluids on a target without being caught.
The last Bohemian Chess Match between Dave and I ended when his mom noticed the white stain on her t-shirt
by Shdnn mcmvtkidicn February 18, 2024
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