Vaccine

A small dose of an illness that helps your body develop a better immune system.

I just got my Covid-19 vaccine today, so I am not feeling my best.

by CrazyReader46 March 23, 2022

Vaccine

Their are a lot of people that never got a vaccine to polio, and they never got polio, just like there are a lot of people that saw the movie Jaws that never got eaten or even bitten by a shark. The shark in the movie Jaws was plastic, most sharks in real life avoid contact with people, as people (especially fisherman) are more of a threat to their numbers/populations than they ever will be to ours. People who think any reference to sharks in movies or in real life are really metaphors to describe them or other people are morons, sharks and people are two different animals.

A gunshot or a stab wound is different than a vaccine. A doctor that tells people he/she shouldn't be questioned about vaccines because he treats gunshot or stab wounds should be questioned just like everyone else, including people saying their are microchips in vaccines on Facebook. The reason being unlike someone that goes to a doctor with a hole someone can see daylight through, most people getting vaccines this year don't really need to be at a doctor's office in the first place, because they are not sick and they are not going to get sick (and they don't have a hole in them somebody can see daylight through). Sure, hundreds of thousands of people dead is a high number of people, but there are billions of people still alive, and most of them never got sick. Despite the low overall rate of infection for most people, there are few people left that have not yet panicked or changed their lives since the pandemic began, which is disturbing. It shows how much control some entities have gained over people's lives by taking advantage of a perceived worldwide emergency. The coronavirus is no more a hoax than being struck by lightning or getting in an auto accident, and the danger is absolutely real. Do most people stop walking outside or driving because of it, or do they start putting on a motorcycle helmet every time they get behind the wheel of car?

by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

Vaccine

Poison administered by Bill gates and the government to cause infertility, diminished cognitive function and early demise I'm order to depopulate the earth

We will loom back on 2021 as the year half the earth's population was fatally poisoned by the bill gates vaccine

by D Flawless October 21, 2021

Corona vaccine

The vaccine is made out of magical alien poop. Created by evil warlords. The vaccine is also a part of a giant conspiracy to eat all of the world's hotdogs.

Oh that's the Corona vaccine

by CasuallyDelightful October 27, 2021

vaccine virginity

When you havent taken any vaccines in your life or if you didnt take the covid vaccine

Jayshawn: ayo your vaccine virginity?
Me: hell yea gang ian neva that fauci vaccine
Jayshawn: on gang

by By da one and only jay gwappo September 20, 2021

Vaccinated

Lide is worth losing, and death is worth facing, so when someone tries to speak for you by saying something like we must get vaccinated or face death, though they might not like the answer you give them, they still have it.

Nobody has to get vaccinated or get/fall in line for a vaccination because somebody on TV said they did. That's what nobody on TV will readily tell anybody, they're too busy encouraging people to do what they want them to.

by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021

Vaccine resistance

The news tells you that vaccine resistance is crumbling, or that mask resistance is crumbling, and of course they're going to do that to get more people to do what they want them to. What they won't tell anybody is that vaccine/mask resistance isn't dead or over for everyone.

As long as there are people that disagree with what they're told about vaccines and masks, there will be vaccine resistance. It might just end up being a few out of many, but that doesn't matter. Life is worth losing.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021