baby tuba

the aftereffect of when two people are slightly high off of natural 7/11 energy pills that they downed with french fries on a deserted street corner at four in the morning.

damn im in the middle of such a bad baby tuba right now!

by kaboobless. May 18, 2009

turn your bitch into a tuba

To insert a brass mouthpiece (a tuba mouthpiece is ideal for accuracy, but a trombone or high wind will work) into a woman's vagina and blow into it as if you were playing.

Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.

You know after the competition I'm gonna turn your bitch into a tuba.

by Telemarooners December 2, 2019

Tuba

1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins

Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot

by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020

tuba year

A year plus 20 days; used to promote end of the year annual memberships that give you the remaining part of this year as well in addition to the full future year. Similar to a baker’s dozen to show an added value.

Universal Studios was offering a tuba year annual pass before Christmas to hopefully sell more to the locals to use the week after Christmas.

by Vinfeeble2 November 30, 2023

small tuba

A small penis, usually still with the foreskin still intact.

“Man that dude I met last night was playing with a small tuba, know what I mean?”

by OldBearEric April 21, 2018

Tuba Hood

A "Tuba Hood" is a young violent teenager between the ages of 12-16 who live near the Toberona Community, "Tuba" is an abbreviation of "Toberona" these "Hoods" enjoy violence,drugs,alcohol and fighting. They are widely known for smashing windows, burning cars, flattening tires , and getting chases of the Local Gardaí Síochana. They are recommend to be avoided by locals and any vistors to the Area.

Person A: Man J-Low punched Lil Jacobs face in last night!

Person B: Yeah I told him that J-low was a Tuba Hood, he didn't believe me.

by CuhulainMan July 23, 2016

Tuba toothpaste

After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.

1/5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth with a tuba toothpaste

by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019