the aftereffect of when two people are slightly high off of natural 7/11 energy pills that they downed with french fries on a deserted street corner at four in the morning.
by kaboobless. May 18, 2009
Get the baby tubamug. To insert a brass mouthpiece (a tuba mouthpiece is ideal for accuracy, but a trombone or high wind will work) into a woman's vagina and blow into it as if you were playing.
Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.
Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.
by Telemarooners December 2, 2019
Get the turn your bitch into a tubamug. by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020
Get the Tubamug. The literal translation of the old gods. Anyone who can harness the tuba radiate a power that is unfathomable by mortals. Tuba players get discounts on life itself and all deserve love(except Jonah )
Yeah, I play the tuba*ascends*
by Missourimans December 27, 2019
Get the Tubamug. "My bum hurts!" exclaimed Richard. "That's because I drugged you and gave you a sticky tuba!" Remarked Peter.
by Dill Doe Dylan September 4, 2016
Get the sticky tubamug. ‘Upon closer inspection of Jada’s gristly twat lips, the student ginecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking’.
by Herbie Dongsporran January 29, 2024
Get the Fallopian Tubamug. To unleash a shit storm of farts when taking a dump, where the farts are particularly deep in tone like a tuba. The farter would easily get a job playing tuba in the Metropolitan Orchestra after this awe-inspiring tryout.
Ex. 1:
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!
Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!
Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...
by chr0meice91 April 21, 2022
Get the Tuba Tryoutmug.