Did you believe those yoda toads on the golf coarse this morning. Yeah they were so slow. One had a cane.
by big bbbbbbb August 30, 2018

When chewing tobacco inside the can collects into little balls. The balls of chew or "pebble toads" can easily be rolled out but are a pain in the ass when you want a perfect pack.
by Please Use January 5, 2011

The phenomenom that occurs when a very small penis is inserted into a vagina and does not touch any part of it, thereby giving neither party stimulation.
by beeyebickiebuy April 19, 2006

1:I just kicked major ass, thanks to Slippy Toad!
2:The controls in Sonic Adventure are slippy toad.
2:The controls in Sonic Adventure are slippy toad.
by Bryant November 20, 2004

A decrepid, hideously ugly woman who people just fuck because they disrespect her too much to give a shit about her. More often than not, not only are they largely inbred, they are riddled with STD's and other living creatures. More often than not they aren't even aware of the fact that intercourse is taking place.
Mike shagged a real diseased Fuck Toad last night, he disrespected her too much to give a shit wether or not she wanted to shag him at all
by SuperHanz March 3, 2008

A bayonet. Common in the days of the War Between the States. Common in World War II.
A knife. Common since mid 19th century.
A knife. Common since mid 19th century.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
