Snail Hatin

The way dyslexics Hail Satan.

"Hey dude, what you up to?" "Oh you know, just Snail Hatin'."

by z0mbieparade October 2, 2016

Snail Jousting

Two women aggressively scissoring eachother.

They were snail jousting each other until their pelvis' were swollen and bruised.

by American Werewolf in Sweden November 6, 2013

snail out

when you are in doggy but then slide on your belly down like a snail so that he can pull out and cum on your back

“I snail out so he could pull out”

by SNAIL123 June 29, 2019

snail helmet

When you place your balls on top of your penis and said structure resembles a snail. Then said structure is placed gently upon your bae's forehead.

Yo Whitney, you know I'm putting this snail helmet on your head after you lost the bet.

by OhHealzYeah January 27, 2016

Snail Eyes

When someone is lurking over your shoulder at what you’re doing or engaged in what you have going on, such as being on your phone or on the computer.

For example, looking over your shoulder at what you’re doing ok the computer, phone or on homework or a test.

You: *texting or looking up something on your phone*

*someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing*

You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes!

by prosperousdefines December 12, 2020

snail nail

To have sex with someone at a very slow rate. Doesn't necessarily need to be sensual though.

I brought this girl home from the bar last night. At first i thought she was a total snail nailer but as it turns out she was just retarded.

by drdamage March 8, 2011

Snail's pube

The smallest know unit of measure.
Originated in the manufacturing industry to describe parts made to a very fine tolerance.

"Sorry it took so long to make this batch of parts, but I can assure you they're all accurate to the snail's pube."
"This part just won't quite fit. It's only off by a snail's pube!"

by Brazillian Snail December 6, 2011