Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!

How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something

otherwise known as bad ascii art

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck

by big2na June 15, 2011

scroll

For when you are too lazy to get up out of your rolly chair at the office and you want to just scroll on over to do something.

Hey George, come scroll on over here and look at this dope turtle!

by FindingAmber June 11, 2018

Death Scroll

(Verb) The action of getting stuck scrolling social media for hours on end, sometimes becoming impossible to stop. The victim often loses track of time, forgets tasks, and eventually numbs their brain into a deep fog. Often times the content is considered “Brain Rot” and the user’s vision can even become impaired, feeling as though they are several feet from the screen. Can be a common side effect of ADD/ADHD.

I was supposed to get all my laundry done today but I was caught in a Death Scroll on TikTok so I guess i’ll have to do it tomorrow.

by Bkerch11 May 24, 2024

Glory Scroll

A franchise of stores that exist in almost every plane in cities on all sizes that sells magical scrolls and other pleasures.

Let's stop by the local Glory Scroll and get some Misty Step scrolls before we find a tavern.

by Nosnevel April 5, 2022

Scroll

Scroll
-Scrolling

What people do with their mouse pad to go down or up the Urban dictionary page.

"The young girl was scrolling down the page of the Urban Dictinary only to find the definition of word and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and they DO NOT STOP COMING PLEASE END THE YOUNG GIRL'S MISSERY-PLEASE.... THere .. there are to many. Oh No...I have added to the mess."

by pseudonym#1000 April 12, 2021

judgemental scroll of facebook

when an individual scrolls through facebook while judging all of their friends posts on their page.
common amongst mothers.

my mum did a judgemental scroll of facebook, proceeding to make fun of karen and sarah.

by kieralovedanny October 26, 2025