by expHOEsed xxx February 3, 2020
Get the Scottmug. Dude, did you see how that jerk-off made a fool of himself the other night?
Yeah man, he's such a Scott
Yeah man, he's such a Scott
by King of You Insects February 8, 2010
Get the Scottmug. Scott is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.
Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Scott the closeted HOMO faggot in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??
by the jester of all jesters February 14, 2010
Get the Scottmug. A total douche. Someone who’s sole purpose on this earth is to be a deterrent in other’s pursuit of happiness. Lacks intelligence, but is quick to bust someone’s balls over something highly unimportant. Ex: wearing a hat, holding someone’s hand, going too fast out of a parking lot, Etc. Gets paid way to much money to do his/her job, but still acts like a total hardass.
by mommyjobe March 19, 2019
Get the Scottmug. Scotts are the most wonderful and amazing people in the world. He's strong and loving and protective. He's had his ups and downs but everyone does at some point. He's a great dad to his child. Loves them passionately and unconditionally. He'd do anything for the one he loves or his family/wife/ girlfriend. If you meet a Scott, love on him and never let him go. Because if you let him go, he'll fall apart. And that's not good.
by CharmandersAteMyGirlfriend December 25, 2016
Get the Scottmug. a tall, usually Irish dude who will make you laugh until your stomach hurts or until you pee yourself. He's a very attractive guy who will make you feel that you have a purpose in this world, other than breathing. If you know a Scott, grab him and never, EVER let him go.
by potatoe.calendar February 28, 2017
Get the Scottmug. A dumb bitch ass kid in your school who thinks he is the shit, but he ain't. He is a nobody who gives it all he has to be popular. Brown hair short bitch who wants attention. He will pretend to be depressed, but isn't. he will cut, joke, threaten, even """""commit suicide""""", but wont get attention. But when he does... oh shit.
"uh oh, there is the attention hog Scott."
by Y33TH03 November 3, 2019
Get the Scottmug.