Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

slower than the other children

Used to describe a person whose mental capabilities are not up to par; a retard.

"I didn't know that thing in the Disney logo was a D"

"Are you slower than the other children?"

"Clearly"

by mb261 May 24, 2010

Among the other polished

To describe when you are mingling cool with someone
The other people are boujie, or “polished”
Mingling with posh folk

Among the polished only, ATPO among the other polished

by Lil goretext_legend February 17, 2021

Looking the other way

A threat of being slapped or punched if you don’t obey someone’s demands.

If you don’t return my bike in 1 hour you’re going to be looking the other way real fast. And it better not be damaged!

by Dogmomat57 December 27, 2021

Clash of The Other Kind

When two girls that you are currently "with" or with find out about eachother.

Dude 1: Sally found out ive been hooking up with Betty.

Dude 2: What a bad Clash of The Other Kind!

by The Pizza Maker October 18, 2010

Your Brother the other

This phrase is very dangerous and will destroy whoever it is being said to.

Friend:Your sister a mister
You: Your brother the other
Friend; Disintegrates

by Childpuncher May 12, 2018

Who loves the other most, Lexy or Samuel

It's Samuel

Who loves the other most, Lexy or Samuel? Samuel loves Lexy more

by Delaney's Encyclopedia December 8, 2020