oklahoma ass muffler

Wadded up toilet paper used to muffle the sound of explosive gas and diarrhea
The walls of my trailer are thin, so when I have company over I have to use an Oklahoma Ass Muffler to stifle my bowel movement
by SickRN February 03, 2017
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Mississippi Muffler Cover

When an individuals testicles are swung back to cover their rectum.
I gave myself a Mississippi Muffler Cover so I could stop farting.
by Truckster38 December 06, 2021
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fart muffler

an acronym for ass or butt or booty
dude, keep your fart muffler out of my face
by SAN2LAX March 09, 2005
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Dirty Muffler

The act of farting while you have chicken grease (mixture of butthole sweat and leftover poop) between your thighs.
Guy 1: Whats that smell?

Guy 2: haha that was my dirty muffler!
by freaknasty1 June 19, 2010
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cunt muffler

a person who loves cars ect ect

also known as bitch wagon or a car that belongs to a bitch
what a cunt muffler that hoe is
by sarahjeanne November 24, 2004
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The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.
Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.
by Yassica June 12, 2015
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amazonian muffler

When two vigorous women are frantically siscoring this action results in aeronautical exploration and finally, climaxing sexual transcendence.
Lynda and i did the amazonian muffler yesterday and the climax was so orgasmic
by amazons March 10, 2015
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