Lawnmower

Dirty Carpet Muncher

The dirty lawnmower munches on her friends carpet

by Skydiver29771 November 13, 2020

Mexican Lawnmower

Gurt: i used the mexican lawn mower on my dearest buddy and he released an 18lbs fountain of shit!

A lawnmower made in mexico.
John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.
Gurt: Yo!
Frank: Sybau

by Luka Lazarevic May 16, 2025

Lawnmower

A word, that can be used to replace the word ”d isabled”, if you don't want to use it.

"This geezer is a real lawnmower!"

by Olatunji69 October 11, 2022

Lawnmowered

When you are scored on, or get black by Lan.

Nathan just got LAWNMOWERED!!

by The 4nswer October 19, 2008

Hitler's Lawnmower

The act of inserting a length of barbed wire into the rectum of another human with the aid of a PVC pipe, before aggressively removing the barbed wire as if the person is a stubborn lawnmower.

The filthy bastard hit him with Hitler's lawnmower

by Morris Lester January 30, 2025

lawnmower greg

When a man wears shorts that expose his testacles due to their short length and bending over excessively to present the balls in a well displayed manner for the neighbors.

Damn it man, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. You know his left one is longer?

by Ochuitu812 April 3, 2024

human lawnmower

You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.

YOU SHITTY HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!

by anonymous February 24, 2023