I was on ft with my best friend and she heard her sister in the other room and she didn’t know what to do. I told her to do the nasty flush.
by Know one knows?????? August 05, 2019
Tactical Flush is a technique that helps prevent clogging of a toilet when one has an extraordinary bowel movement. To utilize this technique one must simply flush the toilet as they are releasing the poop. When doing so, the toilet does not give the poop a chance to settle and immediately sucks it away.
Damn dude, it's a good thing I'm not a cunt and did a tactical flush or your toilet woulda been destroyed.
by Teknikal October 23, 2017
When you're using the restroom, and you know it is going to get crazy, so you flush, under the guise of avoiding tainted back splash, and use the noise to cover the explosions to avoid shame and embarrassment from coworkers/ others. Used when there is no time to locate another bathroom. It is also handy to reduce horrible odors. Not for use in drought conditions.
Having eaten a bad breakfast burrito, Tiffany had to employ a hush flush to hide the sputtering explosions erupting from her anus from here loitering co-workers.
by Mr Tuna Johnson March 06, 2017
When one flushes at any point during (midway through) "number two" as an attempt to reduce/diminish the overall smell.
One could request a "sympathy flush" from the individual in the adjoining stall of a restroom, should one experience an unpleasant odour. "Ummm...I think that merits/merited a sympathy flush. Dude - did you have mexican for lunch?"
by Kooky23 October 20, 2009
Flushing the toilet as soon as the terd hits the water. A common courtesy owed to all patrons of public restrooms.
by Flushonsplash March 20, 2012
When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing
by ZeBurgerCow June 11, 2018
- are the toilets shit safe?
- they are alright, you may wanna do a security flush n e ways.
- well yeah I always do
- they are alright, you may wanna do a security flush n e ways.
- well yeah I always do
by danne March 07, 2012