Does the carpet match the drapes?

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022

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do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril June 7, 2016

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nipple drapes

When the hair on your chest, above your nipples, is so long that it forms a drape, covering your nipple.

His nipple drapes were so long that when I shit on his chest it formed dingle-berries.

His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.

by aMoneyMoney May 19, 2014

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window draping

The act of draping oneself over an open window while completely naked.

"Hey man. Wanna go window draping tonight?

by RandomKid97 March 29, 2015

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dusty drapes

A pair of dirty n' dusty lamb leggings or aka pastrami drapes which in this case i refer to as "Dusty Drapes"

Hey girl better get started on that spring cleaning downstairs because you've got them there dusty drapes hanging low like a tired dogs face.

by izakbwalz October 10, 2017

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Daddy Drapes is a nick name for someone who already has the nickname of Daddy. But performs sexual pleasures on himself such as fingering his/her arse. While he is doing his sexual pleasures it's through a platform of being on FaceTime or Skype to a friend.

I did a Daddy Drapes on Skype today.

by Reborned Ketamin June 8, 2017

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