Tijuana dentist

Surprising this is not available on the Web: I've burrowed around and cannot find it. It is probably Hollywood slang from the 1940s, when it was common to travel across the US / Mexican border to get excellent dental work for a quarter of what you'd pay in California - remembering that anybody with aspirations to go before a movie camera must have a better-than-perfect smile.

"Tijuana Dentist" is a euphemism for crossing the border to get a quick abortion, if you happen to be an aspiring starlet who gets knocked up. In that era there was no easy path to a legal pulling of the rabbit. So if you were expecting and did not expect to expect you would tell everyone you were going to Tijuana to get your teeth fixed.
If you say "She's taken a week off to go see a Tijuana Dentist" it means the young lady in question has made a quick trip South of the Border to get a fetus yanked.
by SpeedyBB April 04, 2022
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Louisville Dentist

The act of using a baseball bat, presumably a louisville slugger, to knock someone's teeth out; a baseball bat used with the sole purpose of being used to knock teeth out.
you never want to be on the giving or receiving end of a Louisville dentist.
by ShootymcRooty May 27, 2023
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Dentist Rock

When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.

While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.

See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
by Busta Schnut October 28, 2023
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Dentist chair

Bukkake party. But the person taking the fat load to the face must be wearing a 1996 Gazza shirt whilst laying down
Me and my mates have my girlfriend the dentist chair last night
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Minge Dentist

A specialist 'ginacologist who mainly treats disorders of the vagina dentata.
Saffy, sweetie, can I give you the number of my minge dentist?
by Scapegrace January 25, 2019
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Cosmetic Dentist

AIMS Dentistry at Sheppard Clinic is a perfectionist Cosmetic Dentist North York equipped with the latest technology in Dental Care and we pride ourselves in bringing the best treatments possible to you. we uses the most advanced technique to replace missing teeth. Root canal treatment is performed to preserve decayed tooth from extraction. Orthodontic treatment is done to align the crooked teeth. Equipped with a team of experienced dentists, Dentist North York is one of the leading North York dentist. Our specialists help you get through minor and major dental procedures without any discomfort and pain. We complete all our sedation dentistry North York treatment in a relaxed environment, and you only realize when the procedure is completed. In our dental clinic North York, we use the right medication to make you relax during the entire procedure.
These whitening options will work to reduce natural teeth stains to help your teeth appear brighter, and healthier looking by a Cosmetic Dentist.
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Pacific Dentist

A term for US marines who performed ‘dental procedures’ (removal of gold teeth, usually with a knife or butt of a rifle) on Japanese soldiers in World War 2.
“My great-grandad was a Pacific Dentist in the war”

“Oh neat, how many root canals did he perform?”

“Guadal-canal”

“What?”

“What?”
by Booz McGroove February 10, 2023
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