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The real beast

Kids with big ass heads and scar faces
by The big slime June 16, 2023
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the berkeley beast

he goes by many names, gus, penjamin, chief rizz, and most importantly the berkeley beast.

as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.

no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.
friend: was that your girl i saw near the bathroom?

guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.

friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??

guy: the berkeley who...

friend: it's too late now, we should leave.
by Deputy Rizzmas Director November 21, 2023
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THE LORD BEAST

THE LORD BEAST MEAN - YE MR ASHISH , KI ID KA NAME H JIS SE SPAM HOTA H . 2 - ASHISH = THE LORD BEAST.
by PRIMEOFRUDEAURA March 22, 2025
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Ralphy The Bear Beast

Ralphy The Bear Beast Nuzzled his furry friend
by Hi Franco October 18, 2019
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Ralphy the Bear Beast

A Male Youtuber know as "Ralphy" Who creates mostly standard short blogs about his life. He also has a love atory series in the works. Ralphy used to be a apart of the "Beast Crew" know as Bear Beast but after the "Beast Crew" split up Ralphy took on a new persona, that being Ralphy the Bear Beast and he has a pretty sizable fanbase and even a Discord server !
Have you seen Ralphy the Bear Beasts newest upload ?
by Ralphy Fan 23 October 20, 2019
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Beast and the harlot

John:Hey, Eddy, did you listen to Beast and the Harlot, By Avenged Sevenfold?
Eddy:Not yet, is it good?
John:Fuck yeah!
by Syu4 March 5, 2009
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Making the Two-Backed Beast

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."
by DaHolmes February 22, 2023
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