November 5th

National Tall Person Day! Anyone 5,5 and over gets $50!

You: I expect $50 by the end of the day.
Them: 50 bucks?!
You: It’s November 5th National Tall Person Day.

by Thatvalorantdude August 23, 2022

April 5th

April 5th is the day where the answer to all questions is ‘suck your mum’ or just ‘your mum’

Person 1: Ayo what day is it

Person 2: your mum

Person 1: oh it must be April 5th

by xoxo dumb bitch :) April 4, 2022

June,5th

the day that tristan asked guilia for nudes so we all post yolos in honor of this heart warming memory

june,5th the day tristan wanted nudes

by rawr.com December 8, 2020

december 5th

national give a piggyback day:

if you can, you have to give one of your friends a piggyback ride.

Danny: Hey, get on my back.
Sam: Why?
Danny: It's december 5th.

by xenoverse9 November 29, 2020

febuary 5th

fuck a freind friday

hey bro its febuary 5th wanna fuck :)

by oopssksksksksksksksksks February 5, 2021

Febuary 5th

The day of the Mars Bar
On febuary 5th of each year, it is tradition to consume a mars bar at the time of your choosing. Preferably with a friend.

"It's febuary 5th! Time to digest a mars bar!"

by Pigeon Concert February 5, 2021

February 5th

An ASHLYNS birthday : which you should wish her happy birthday- 100 times and buy her flowers 😍

happy birthday ashlyn x100 and here are some flowers 💐 because it is February 5th !!!

by abcdefurdad January 30, 2022