January 5th

Global twink obliteration day. The day that twinks worldwide shake in their cowboy boots at the mere thought of.

“Hey, did you buy your flamethrowers for January 5th yet?”
“Not yet, I’ve been stocking up on dynamite.”

by ☠︎ September 25, 2023

April 5th

April 5th is the day where the answer to all questions is ‘suck your mum’ or just ‘your mum’

Person 1: Ayo what day is it

Person 2: your mum

Person 1: oh it must be April 5th

by xoxo dumb bitch :) April 4, 2022

November 5th

National Tall Person Day! Anyone 5,5 and over gets $50!

You: I expect $50 by the end of the day.
Them: 50 bucks?!
You: It’s November 5th National Tall Person Day.

by Thatvalorantdude August 23, 2022

November 5th

Tackle someone named noah day this is a day were you can tackle all your friends that are called noah

Hey dude lets tackle noah because its November 5th

by The big boi69696966969 November 4, 2019

March 5th

Queen Doja has declared National Vibration/Aura Day on March 5th

I'm not feeling your Vibrations

Bro why are you telling me this

Cuz it's National Vibration/Aura Day!!!

March 5th

by Raph44 March 5, 2022

5th of July

International karaoke fighting day.

Omg I can’t believe it’s already 5th of July. I better start practicing my singing and kicking.

by Submarinas October 17, 2019

March 5th

The baddest bitch is born!! she is gorgeous and kind and sweet and smart!!she can always make someones day!!!But dont push her because she will ignore you ugly hoes!!! She is a really good friend!!the energy you give her is the energy she will give back!! She is a keeper so keep her in your life and try to get more close with her!!

"She is so sweet and kind!!she must be born on March 5th"

by baddie_mehh March 1, 2020