5th Circuit

Where you go when you become drunk off alchohol, high off drugs, or stimulated off pills. When you get on the fifth circuit, you may still retain some consciousness but you usually do dumb shit, like jump out of a window or get a shitty tattoo.

"Damn those two drunk latina bitches hit that 5th circuit hard and i had them givin me the much needed love i required."

by Fer-Nando May 28, 2006

5th of July

International karaoke fighting day.

Omg I can’t believe it’s already 5th of July. I better start practicing my singing and kicking.

by Submarinas October 17, 2019

February 5th

Fuck Viktor day

When its the february 5th u fuck a guy named Viktor with K not c

by Skarb0 October 27, 2020

April 5th

April 5th is the day where the answer to all questions is ‘suck your mum’ or just ‘your mum’

Person 1: Ayo what day is it

Person 2: your mum

Person 1: oh it must be April 5th

by xoxo dumb bitch :) April 4, 2022

January 5th

Global twink obliteration day. The day that twinks worldwide shake in their cowboy boots at the mere thought of.

“Hey, did you buy your flamethrowers for January 5th yet?”
“Not yet, I’ve been stocking up on dynamite.”

by ☠︎ September 25, 2023

February 5th

An ASHLYNS birthday : which you should wish her happy birthday- 100 times and buy her flowers 😍

happy birthday ashlyn x100 and here are some flowers 💐 because it is February 5th !!!

by abcdefurdad January 30, 2022

November 5th

National Tall Person Day! Anyone 5,5 and over gets $50!

You: I expect $50 by the end of the day.
Them: 50 bucks?!
You: It’s November 5th National Tall Person Day.

by Thatvalorantdude August 23, 2022