Teacher

A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services

Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.

by blunderpants August 1, 2019

Teacher

The person who helps you you solve problems that you'd never have without them.

The teacher gave me a paper with algebra questions today. WHEN WILL I USE ALGEBRA?!

by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019

Teacher

Human being who enjoys teaching, and ruining your afternoon

This teacher gave us 2 packets of algebra

by Niggward June 10, 2019

Teacher

Someone who is boring and likes to talk about their boring life you don’t care about.

Teacher says, excuse me with all that talking I assume your done, I say with all that complaining I assume your single.

by Rkdkfne March 14, 2019

Teacher

A person who solves problems you'll never have without them

Teacher Do you need help me no I'm finewhat I'm thinkingI do need help but I wouldn't if it weren't for you

by _._32405_._ September 20, 2017

Teachers

The devil in disguise forcing you to do stuff and enjoys every second you suffer

I hate teachers

by Dead meme collection January 19, 2019

Teacher

A fucking bitch who will yell at you for no reason and will make u depressed

The teacher gave me a detention, she’s a bitch.

by Kpoponsessedpersonoid May 8, 2019