Dancing With The Stars

A mothers favorite show that takes over her life.

Father: Hey honey what's for dinner tonight?
*nervously watches his two boys rip apart the cabinet*

Mother: Shut up I'm watching dancing with the stars!

Mother TV Shows Dancing With The Stars

by Dancer1334 October 23, 2012

the stare

A certain far-off look developed by soldiers in war. Comes from seeing so much combat that you get 'tunnel visioned'. Also known as the thousand yard stare.

After his first month in live combat, Ryan developed the stare.

by matt January 30, 2005

the starting line

the best band in the world!

tom: have you heard of the band the starting line?
charlie: ya! they kick some serious ass!

by ghetto hanna June 1, 2004

The Stare

When one of homosexuality or bisexuality have a short or lingering stare that is neither awkward nor inviting. This may occur between all sorts of genders including straight people within the different contexts. One may just look one's way and get caught in a gaze. Trust me when you do "the stare" you will know it. It's like a calling card without words or sounds, but a flirtation of the eyes so subtle that it's almost transparent. Usually done between two people who are in the closet which almost inevitably result in them finding each other. If someone in the closet does the stare with a straight person, usually negative reactions are implied.

Mark: I think Jimmy is gay, or at least bisexual
John: How do you know?

Mark: We did the stare in chem today
John: ohhhhh....

by Ray1692 December 16, 2013

going back to the start

getting back to the good

getting back those happy thoughts & feelings

starting over

I'm going back to the start

by morphologicalfreedom September 28, 2013

Fucking with the Stars

1. An act to get one's self into the entertainment industry.

2. A Reality TV show in the future that partners C-list celebrities with professional porn stars. Each week, they'd do a different position and be judged by three judges. The audience at home would then call in to vote for the couple that had the best performance of that intercourse position. Kind of like Dancing with the Stars.

1a. Kevin Federline was definitely fucking with the stars.
1b. Flavor Flav just found out that Bee-Ex was fucking with the stars.

2. Fucking with the Stars will debut on HBO 5 years from today.

by mnihnuht March 14, 2008

Spear the Starfish

To Spear the Starfish, Starfish Spear someone, or Starfish Spearing is the act of inserting one's tongue in the starfish or anus of a partner, best done as a surprise when they are not expecting it. Beyond rimming and beyond merely starfish kissing, but actually inserting the tongue. Works best when you first relax the sphincter, perhaps by digital manipulation, so that it gapes, then pulling the ass cheeks apart as far as possible, allowing the entire tongue to slide in and out. For the partner with the tongue, if squeamish, give prior repeated enemas, porn movie style, until the liquid runs clear.

Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.

She never expected it, as I was flogging her on the spanking bench, her but cheeks spread wide, when I leaned in and deep to Spear the Starfish.

by CrotchGourmet March 15, 2022