sweaty teddy

Ted Nugent, after being all sweaty!

Brendizzle: Alex, did you like the Ted Nugent Concert?
Alex: Yea, I love me some Sweaty Teddy.

by Spyderguy September 14, 2007

Sweaty Evan

A player that produces so much sweat while playing FIFA, that he actually causes sea levels to rise which evidently leads to Global Warming

Wow, this n00b on FIFA 12 really is a Sweaty Evan.

by taterbrains January 1, 2012

sweaty ass syndrome

You're driving your car on a beautiful summers day, sweat is making its way down the curve of your back before dropping into the crease of your ass. You wiggle constantly trying to get comfortable because the sweat has nowhere to go as it slowly solidifies. PAINFUL

Cyril - 'Yo, why the f*** are you wriggling around on your chair?'
K - 'Because my ass is hairier than your head causing streams of sweat to meet and solidify in my crack, Damn motherfucker! This is PAIN! This is Sweaty Ass Syndrome!'

by James_Dean_007 November 14, 2013

licker of a sweaty fuck stick

otherwise known as cock sucker

I dont know why Nikki is such a licker of a sweaty fuck stick.

by R69ALLDATIME August 19, 2008

sweaty squirel

A guy is having intercourse with a girl doggy style. He follows with a hard thrust causing her to open her mouth, when this occurs the other male partner quickly puts his nuts in her mouth.

The other day we did a girl sweaty squirel style.

by Thorson Norman August 15, 2003

sweaty walls

Aroused female genitalia.

"That guy is so hot, I've got sweaty walls just looking at him."

by Precooked Meals January 1, 2018

das sweaty

synonym for gross.

Dan: Yo I just found Andy's used rubber under Jimmys bed!
Tom: Man, das sweaty.

Charissa: The milk in your fridge expired 3 weeks ago honey!
Phil: Man, das sweaty

by Darkina August 16, 2012