Corn Sugar

Some bullshit excuse that the industry has come up with to disguise the product you know as "high fructose corn syrup", the same shit that caused and explosion of obesity and health problems in the last quater of the 20th century.

Commercial: "I only want the best for my children, so I feed them almost-but-not-really-at-all-natural corn sugar! The way nature* intended!"

Consumer: "Well I've never heard of corn sugar before, but if the souless actress says it's good for me than who am I to argue?"

*May or may not be a lie.

by Chucktanium September 29, 2010

sugar dumplin

A phrase used to show someone that you really care about them in a very loving way

Coming home from a long day at the office "Hey sugar dumplin i'll take care of dinner for you"

by i heart you May 26, 2003

hot sugaring

listening to a song so often it becomes boring

I'm hot sugaring every good song i encounter, i should propably stop putting everything on loop

by cherovon April 27, 2021

sugar jacket

to say mean things nicely according to Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Modern Family

I'm nice Jay, and I put on the sugar jacket

by noraaa May 14, 2015

sugar auntie

A sugar mama you don't have to have sex with.

I'll drop my sugar auntie off right after dinner tonight.

by agentxww October 23, 2017

sugar stalker

Noun: A person who buys things or pays bills for that one they are Stalking.

My "service provider" said my bill was paid, but it wasn't me or anyone I know. It wasn't a mistake. Appears my Sugar Stalker paid my bill.

by Jaymi November 15, 2017

sugar wife

When you and your Sugar baby get on so well she becomes your Wife

What can I say Guys, she started out as some fun and a distraction from everyday life, but I love her so much and we have so much fun I have asked her to marry me, she will be my Sugar Wife and I am so happy

by littleaussiebattler July 7, 2014