A council tax funded meeting place for the less intellegent and feebleminded residents of Stoke on Trent who consider the substandard display on their pitch to be of premiership quality. These "fans" are usually seen bedecked in their red and white striped XXXL Stoke shirts, bottom lip protruding, saliva dribbling, scratching their freakishly heavy brows as they contemplate how to negotiate the turnstile whilst communicating in a series of grunts and clicks. Can be heard mentioning 1972 in every sentence, as that was the one and only time they have been successful, and that was only in the League cup, a cup without any value whatsoever.
Grunt, duh, yeah, I like "Stoke City Football Club." , 1972, nauuuughhhh, dribble flibble
by Port Vale Football Club March 20, 2011
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Bunch of yee yee ass mfs, racist hillbilly’s and a bunch of rednecks and a lot of people that have a attitude such as “ I don’t give a fuck about you or what you have”
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The sexual act of a man sticking his erect penis between a woman’s tits then stapling the chosen tits together therefor securing the penis between the tits. A lubricant of some sort is then applied ( usually WD-40 or fairy liquid) and the male proceeds to fuck the shit out of them tits
Fucking hell last night I had a oatcake and gave carol a traditional Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck.
by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 18, 2020
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The last in a series of positive events that cumlminate in an overall good outcome.
So Jane made me sit next to her hot friend lisa then sat on the other side of me so I was in the middle, it was the straw that stroked the camel's sack!
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And He Who is Most Stoked said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

Genesis 1:11
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