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B-money-stats

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.
"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"
by Martinx94 May 5, 2016
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ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).
Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”
by jjjosh April 22, 2018
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STAT

Home of the Falcons, Woodinville Highschool brings it upon them selves to categorize even within the group of jocks. STAT is exclusively for the douchbags as it stands for SEXY TALL ATHLETIC ON TEAM. Pretty much if ur in STAT ur “da shit” however if ur in GOT or ROT not so much. Perfect for homophobic white woodinville, GOT stands for GAYEST ON TEAM. And then there is ROT... not sure how or when this became a thing but pretty much the stoners and clowns on the team found a catagory for themselves, and that is Redneck on team. Pretty much for the people going nowhere in life after highschool....
Woodinville Highschool- the home for the mighty falcons but only really a home if ur white, rich, skinny, smoke weed, the girls are obsessed with vodka and throwing themselves at guys, the dudes only care about getting sloppy top, making fun of others, and their sports. STAT
by Purplehairdontcare February 16, 2019
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endless stat

Taking your typical stattrak but it keeps coming out and you just don’t know when it’ll end
1: “Yooo that was insane”
2: “what was?”
1: “I just took an endless stat, I thought I was gonna be in there forever man
by yugiohfanaccount11 April 12, 2022
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prob stats

a supremely annoying abbreviation for the abbreviation of probs (aka probably); a play off of the class probability/ statistics
Maggie: Are you going to the electric daisy carnival this weekend?

Sam: Prob stats
by saltydawg12 October 13, 2011
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life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep
dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it
by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018
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beef-stats

BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.
me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!
by untitled1234678987654 March 21, 2008
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