stat fag

People who in an MMO recite in-game statistics to support their comments on an out of game forum thread;

or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.

Douche McNoobin says, "T2 drones have about 32% more damage compared to T1's at maxed racial spec FYI. If you can afford it here's a good use."

Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"

or

Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.

by usuck2 June 9, 2012

batt stat

battery status (percentage of battery charge remaining)

I need to sign off until I can plug my phone in. My batt stat is at 1%.

by Organist_USA March 30, 2024

Statted

The work describing a dinosaur in ARK Survival Evolved with above average health, stamina, and weight points.

This rex is statted like crazy!!

by Tkob January 19, 2023

half stat

A half stat is when u land a girl but have to reject her coz u have a gf

James landed a half stat whilst at the club

by Sosigggggggggggggggg January 18, 2025

prob stats

a supremely annoying abbreviation for the abbreviation of probs (aka probably); a play off of the class probability/ statistics

Maggie: Are you going to the electric daisy carnival this weekend?

Sam: Prob stats

by saltydawg12 October 13, 2011

endless stat

Taking your typical stattrak but it keeps coming out and you just don’t know when it’ll end

1: “Yooo that was insane”
2: “what was?”
1: “I just took an endless stat, I thought I was gonna be in there forever man”

by yugiohfanaccount11 April 12, 2022

half stat

When u land a girl at but have to reject her coz u have a gf

Luke got a half stat whilst at the club

by Sosigggggggggggggggg January 18, 2025