Dance Floor Splatters

When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.

I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!

by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009

cock squatter

1. A woman who is having an affair with a married man. 2. A woman who dates men only for personal gain.

1. "I just found a picture of the woman my husband's been cheating with and boy is that cock squatter a skank." 2. "Debbie got that promotion only because she's a cock squatter."

by Willis A. April 16, 2008

Snatters

The act of attempting to shit but coming up short by just farting.

One sits on a toilet with all intentions of shitting. Everything is in line... all your normal bodily signals are telling you it's time to shit. But then you realize your just snatting...aka your farting your brains out to no avail... the shit just isn't going to come out. At this point you count your loses, shrug your shoulders and yell SNATTERS!

by SNATTERS January 29, 2010

Stutters

Either a boy or girl who cant speak or is really shy round the opposite sex there attracted too, so they stutter.

"I don't even know if I can even be me.
Cause it's so hard to be me when you're next to me.
If I could say so, I'd say what I'm feeling.
But I can say so, my lips just tremble.
I'm stuttering"
There's stutters everywhere!

by FlipThat October 11, 2008

squattro

any hobo like person that tends to shower and masturbate in public bathrooms.

That fucking squattro is rubin' one out in the stall again!

by LPC September 6, 2003

beef shutters

What used to be known as the camel toe, this is a extreme wedgie from end to end

A:Holy Shit! Look at that camel toe!

B:No, Johnny. That's far to big for camel toe, that there's beef shutters.

by 7th grade dropout December 10, 2006

squatter

A punk/hippy/crusty who voluntarily lives a portion of his/her life on the road or hopping trains. Many squatters are against organized work, religion, conservatism, etc. A lot of squatters are also vegetarian or vegan, but not always. They also may decide to bring a guitar, mandolin, or other acoustic instrument on the road to play for money, which is soley invested on meals and road snacks.

That guy's dad was a squatter, can't you tell? They have a VW van and huge plants all around their house...

by max_fool November 13, 2005