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spontanious combustion

My pre-teen daughter explained spontaneous combustion as:

a random and sudden outburst of laughter
Suffering from spontanious combustion usually stems from nervousness or excitement.

This girl in dentention was given almost 2 months because she went into a spontanious combustion situation.
by G's Spot December 28, 2005
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spontaineously naked

A type of rare afgan cabbage, usually eaten or shoved up ones bottom.
This cabbage really feels good in my ass, oh yeh, work it baby, nice and slowly....
by common hobo December 14, 2004
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spotaneous

A : What's the matter?

B: I have a blind date in about an hour but I have a spotaneous crisis!
by aint it funny September 10, 2009
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spontainiously combust

When u hold your farts in for too long and blow up
Wow, Kenny just spontainiously combusted!
by Peter Frank May 13, 2005
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Spontaneously Aspirate

To spew, blow chunks, barf, do the technicolor yawn, or simply vomit unexpectedly
"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"
by GinSeven February 4, 2010
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Spontaneousness

Doing alot of things spontaneously with a friend whilst bored in the school holidays.

Spontanaeity fun choredom
Jumping on a train coz you have $4 and you don't want to go home so you end up in the wop wops.

Going to see a movie coz you have absolutely nothing better to do.

Walking down the road at midnight to your local park coz you can't sleep.

Staying at one's house for a week coz you can't be bothered moving.

These are all prime examples of spontaneousness!! =
by j_clark135 October 15, 2010
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Spontaneousness

Person 1: "I love the Spontaneousness."
Person 2: "That isn't a word. It's Spontaneity."
by WordyWords September 13, 2017
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