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Ass Spelunking

The expansive exploration of the anal cavity taken to an extent far beyond typical examination. In order to be considered an ass spelunking specific symptoms must be present. Extreme pain, euphoria, nausea, loose stool, and loss of bowel control are typical. In order to be an ass spelunker one must have partaken in at least 75% of the anal event and have documented the such thoroughly. Any accomplice in the even is referred to as the secondary spelunker.
Many times ass spelunking is used in reference to homosexual acts, however, ass spelunking can also refer to those of hetero origin.
"That butt pirate goes ass spelunking nightly."

"Tuesday I went ass spelunking with Ashley and ruined her parents sheets. After she passed out a I gave her a superman."
by H. J. B. May 17, 2008
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deep tongue spelunking

A severe type of cunnilingus (oral sex on a woman).

Deep tongue spelunking usually involves trying to get ones tongue as far into the vaginal cavity as possible.
This is usually done by tilting ones head back and almost inserting the lower jaw/chin.

Use with caution "DTS" has been known to cause severe neck injuries and may also lead to trout mouth if the receiver has not been properly identified.
"This girl was so hot I went deep tongue spelunking for WAY too long now I have to wear this neck-brace for a week."
by Cracka61 December 1, 2006
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spunk sock

A sock in which a man uses to wipe up his jizz with.
My spunk sock is in use
by Bob June 20, 2003
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slunky

A slunky is a blow-job which involves an excessive amounts of saliva generated by the sucker. This term was first used by comedian Jamie Kennedy in the documentary "Heckler."
Nothing feels better when a girl gives me a long, hot slunky.
by 3rdpetshopboy April 21, 2009
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Spunk Tag

The Sport of Spunk Tag. Participants aim to 'Tag' their opponents with their own 'Spunk' through ejaculatory means. Bonus points are awarded for all manner of Specialised shots including Mouth, Anus and Back of the Knee. Penalties are awarded for accidental urine shooting, penalised players will have to kneel with hands behind their back for a minute of Gametime. Standard Uniform consists of a Team Shirt and Tube Socks. Can either be played in team or free-for-all formats.
Gerard could not believe the tsunami of baby gravy he took after being penalised for a serial pissing offense during a Spunk Tag play.
by Hunter2255 April 24, 2009
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spunk tummy

When a fella does so much cock gobbling that they begin to put on weight due to large intakes of man mayo.
Yo nick, you're looking good man. You wanna lay off the pipe though bro you getting one of them spunk tummy's
by Kev McDermott April 5, 2015
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Spunk bunk

A secret room/bunker filled with porn
I’m taking that photo of my gf and putting it in my spunk bunk
by Haha.gay December 25, 2019
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