Spiderman

The act of ejaculating into your hand, then positioning your fingers with your thumb, index, and pinky pointed out; and your middle and ring finger curled under (as spiderman does when he shoots his web), then flinging it in the face of your partner.

I totally gave this chick the spiderman last night.

by phurba169 March 22, 2009

Spiderman

Spiderman is person who has spider at home.

P1: You have spider at home?
P2: Yep, I'm Spiderman.

by Spiderman veliki April 2, 2010

SPIDERMAN

After fucking a chick in the ass. You pull out and cum in your hand. When she turns around you throw the cum in her face like a spider web. Then yell "look out for SPIDERMAN"!!!

I was getting on a bitch at a Halloween party, so i decided to give her the SPIDERMAN

by Kevin Franz December 1, 2006

spiderman

a sexual exposure in which just before climaxing you yell "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING" and then blow in her face while using the spidey hand slinging motion as if you were casting out a web over her face.

Guy - Shhhh babe, do u hear that???

Girl - No what is it???

Guy - my spidey senses are tingling HAHA!

Girl - HUH!?

Guy - *sound of semen coating her face* Spoik!

Girl - thank you spiderman your my hero.

Guy - all in a days work mam'

by ph03nixf1r3 January 13, 2010

Spiderman

Having masterbated, and caught the majority of sperm in your hand, you then launch your sperm in the required direction....just like spiderman does with his web!

That kid was doing my nut in, so I'd thought I'd get him back whilst he was asleep with a spiderman!

by Sillvino August 24, 2010

spidertary

Full of spiders. Overrun with spiders. Characterized by an overabundance of spiders. Pretty much describes the opposite of what an arachnophone wants.

Put Sean in spidertary confinement. One month.

by lordjord May 30, 2013

spiderwanking

When you spend far too much time detailing a technical drawing. When a drawing can be produced with significant detail to carry out the manufacture but instead 3 days is spent highly detailing the drawing. By J.A.K. Baljaffray, Glasgow

You have been spiderwanking meaning you have spent far to much time and effort on a job over complicating it eg when drawing a section of steelwork you spend time embossing the steel with letters and numbers in a model

by Triboner September 12, 2014