pube spider

the nasty knot of hair that clings to your hand after you resurface from a deep hard iching of your ass or balls. sometimes this furry little creature is held together by dried shit or cum. they do not make very good pets.

harold: fuckin A man, i just went down to ich my nuts and this pube spider just bit me!

by zimplr December 11, 2013

Spider roach

A man who’s name is usually Miguel.

Man who is obsessed with dead creatures, and is usually emo.

“Oh my god, I saw Spider Roach and his odd dead friends”

by Gay fruit April 6, 2023

Spider Shake

The spider shake, mostly used by teenagers, is the act of picking up and violently shaking an article of clothing before wearing to remove any spiders which may be hiding inside. This is necessary if the article of clothing was stored in a particularly messy place.

Mother: "Alex! I just saw a brown recluse crawl out of that pile in your closet, be careful getting dressed!"

Alex: "it's fine, I always use the spider shake."

by Anata Odoroku Baki Mite October 1, 2009

Spider Paw

When a person cups the male genitalia with their hand, massaging the genitalia with their fingers mimicking the movements of a spiders legs.

Tina placed her hands down Travis's pants, grabbed his junk giving him some spider paw.

by ROBO113 April 21, 2014

Spiders Nightclub

spiders nightclub: the epicenter of saturday night amnesia! a dungeon of air guitarring and lechery.

"mate! its me! from last week at spiders! dont you remember? you talked to me for ages about lego hands!"

" not a clue mate i was fucking wasted!"

--

"spiders nightclub is well good!"

by gldcraig April 10, 2008

Clock Spider

A spider the size of a large wall clock and the lord of all spiders. Clock spider demands to be worshipped. All shall fear it.

Clock Spider laughs at the fool who thinks it eats clocks.

by Saiyara August 16, 2003

Spider Webb

Spider Webb, also known as Rhys Webb is hailed as one of the five saviours of punk! Spider Webb is the keyboardist/synthesizer from british band the horrors, he's stage presence is never ignored nor is his performance forgotten!

Being a horror he is known for his fantastic unique personal style, he comes bearing skinny skinny skinny jeans, vest, blazers, berets, his famous bowl cut hair and all things black

He is also in his own group "Spider and the flies"

Who's the horrors keyboardist?

Why, it's Spider Webb!

by winning days January 26, 2009