by BrettR June 26, 2006
Get the sperm whalemug. Rich bastard: I inherited all my money from my parents
Homeless guy: i hate you because of your sperm luck, i have no money
Middle class lawyer: I work hard for my money, I wish I had that kind of sperm luck
Homeless guy: i hate you because of your sperm luck, i have no money
Middle class lawyer: I work hard for my money, I wish I had that kind of sperm luck
by oh well April 25, 2006
Get the sperm luckmug. Effectively a blockage that happens inside the testis, causes a varying degree of pain depending on the severity of the cramp and the individual. Not all males have sperm cramps, it must be stated that some men also do not know what it feels like going under a sperm cramp.
When I started to hit puberty I remember waking up painfully due to a harsh pain in my groin acting up, I learned it was a sperm cramp.
by Дecca September 9, 2023
Get the Sperm Crampmug. by myspace.com/mobydick3009 April 16, 2007
Get the sperm headmug. by Luminous Wedgie January 24, 2008
Get the Sperm pissmug. Pre-Ejaculation
1. Having came so many times during sex, you feel the orgasm, but no cum, comes out.
"Dude I banged her so long and came so many times, I was shooting out dust."
2. The Pre-Ejaculatory sperm during sex. This sperm gets a female pregnant during unprotected sex, even if the male pulls out.
"But I pulled out!" "Have you ever heard of pre-cumming?"
Guess he should have wore a condom or had sex with a woman on birth control.
3. A small amount of ejaculation from a boner without touching one's self.
"She was so hot, I got a boner and I felt wet in my boxers"
"This one chick was so hot I had a stain in my jeans."
1. Having came so many times during sex, you feel the orgasm, but no cum, comes out.
"Dude I banged her so long and came so many times, I was shooting out dust."
2. The Pre-Ejaculatory sperm during sex. This sperm gets a female pregnant during unprotected sex, even if the male pulls out.
"But I pulled out!" "Have you ever heard of pre-cumming?"
Guess he should have wore a condom or had sex with a woman on birth control.
3. A small amount of ejaculation from a boner without touching one's self.
"She was so hot, I got a boner and I felt wet in my boxers"
"This one chick was so hot I had a stain in my jeans."
"Ghost Sperm!" This is the explanation of pre-ejaculation. Pre-ejaculation is nothing more than "Ghost Sperm." Well, can create a baby, but these sperms were ghosts to you.
by P00FZER0 July 14, 2014
Get the ghost spermmug. When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.
Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020
Get the sperm slapmug.