sperm whale

A fat slut, somone with a loose snatch! see also; Sperm bank

that gemma has slept had more prick then an antique dart board! shes a proper sperm whale!

by BrettR June 26, 2006

sperm head

Slang... Can be used as a synonym for "Dude"

Ay, Sperm Head, lets go kick it at tha park.

by myspace.com/mobydick3009 April 16, 2007

Sperm Cramp

Effectively a blockage that happens inside the testis, causes a varying degree of pain depending on the severity of the cramp and the individual. Not all males have sperm cramps, it must be stated that some men also do not know what it feels like going under a sperm cramp.

When I started to hit puberty I remember waking up painfully due to a harsh pain in my groin acting up, I learned it was a sperm cramp.

by Дecca September 9, 2023

sperm luck

being born into the rich family, or just a loving family if you will

Rich bastard: I inherited all my money from my parents
Homeless guy: i hate you because of your sperm luck, i have no money
Middle class lawyer: I work hard for my money, I wish I had that kind of sperm luck

by oh well April 25, 2006

Sperm piss

The first piss you take after a wank or sex

"Just had a super wank gunna take a sperm piss now brb"

by Luminous Wedgie January 24, 2008

Phelps Sperm

Named for Michael Phelps, these are the fastest swimming sperm, therefore the first to fertilize he egg, but were definitely smoking something.

Chance: "I blew it when I told her I wanted to stick my thumb in her butt."

Jared: "Your dad must've had some Phelps Sperm, cause you're half-retarded.

by x-hotsauce-x December 17, 2010

sperm slap

When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.

Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020