A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.
by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
Get the spartan schlongmug. by Chance021993 December 15, 2023
Get the Spartan Goodbyemug. What I call homo-sapiens with abscesses.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 12, 2025
Get the A Spartans Prayermug. .9.Angel Number One Thousand And Twenty Nine On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.
.9.Angel Number One Thousand And Twenty Nine On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.
by Ellesiataralashalaskahastalavi July 23, 2025
Get the .9.Angel Number One Thousand And Twenty Nine On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.mug. by QueenQiersten August 24, 2022
Get the The Spartan Legion Marching Bandmug. This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.
I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!
by gennarch December 14, 2018
Get the spartan iced coffeemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025