Coochie smoothie

The act of throwing up in a woman’s vagina and she queefs it out into a cup
Dude I totally threw up in this girls coochie and she queef me out a coochie smoothie
by Mr. Doodle February 15, 2022
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Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023
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Smoothie poser

a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them
real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck

smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010
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african smoothie

When you shit and piss in a bitches mouth and make her keep in until you cum creating a mixture of shit, piss, and semen. Then putting it in a cup of ice to create the said smoothie.
I gave this bitch an african smoothie and made her drink it. She threw up everywhere!
by Guy Feiri November 30, 2017
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noob smoothie

noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.
The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.
by cbanowsky October 01, 2012
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spilt smoothie

To ejaculate or past tense of ejaculate
Damn , that girl I fucked last night, she spilt smoothie and it got everywhere.
by the machine 9322 September 28, 2017
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Pube smoothy

a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm
Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy

James:no
Sam: pass me that razor
by Heheheh-funny April 12, 2022
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