While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.
He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.
by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013
by cuse-stoner420 September 17, 2019
AKA, smoke a joint....
by JBar2007 December 11, 2016
by Guisumba February 10, 2012
A term used in competitive swimming when the outside lanes(usually 1 or 8) ,which are usually seeded to lose, win the race.
by lancerman09567 August 02, 2009
by cwall August 25, 2005
The large masses of humanity that sit outside fast food chains because they have a craving for a cigarette. Usually their face has a grim pallor with assorted zits; some in zig zag formation. You can often see them blowing out smoke rings and talking with another piece of smoked pork about how their boyfriends left them dazed and confused resulting in long drawn out speeches about why their boyfriends left them dazed and confused.. repeat process.
Child: Daddy! Why is she tearing her hair out?
Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!
Child (frustrated): Awh dad!
Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!
Child (frustrated): Awh dad!
by AzzaCadabra April 12, 2010