sloth-muffin

This name is used for a person who is not only lazy but hairy as well. They have dry skin and are usually very fat and lumpy! Not only that they smell like an infected vagina and are told this numerous times over. They suffer from a rare disease where they are always hungry.

Alexia is such a sloth-muffin she smells so bad, she has dry skin and is fat as well!

by Anonymous.but.hot July 24, 2015

pretty sloth

a sloth with good looks

OH MY GOD, what a pretty sloth

by damning August 13, 2010

sloth texter

Someone who takes so long to respond to a text that you start to question if they are alive.

When i text June he is such a sloth texter i always wonder if he died

by Kk that girl March 2, 2017

Sloth Mode

A mood people enter when their energy and motivation levels hit a low.

I was going to make an outbound sales call today, but I've entered Sloth Mode, so I'm just going to sit here and Google stuff...

by DrAwesome150 November 17, 2014

Spotify Sloth

A person who can listen to the same song forever.

She's such a Spotify sloth. She was listening to that song for three hours. No, she didn't change it after three hours, I got up and left.

by parthraghav January 19, 2018

sloth high

The feeling you get after you get high or towards the end of your buzz. This is when you are slow in your responses, extremely tired, and no longer feeling sufficiently high.

"What's wrong jimmy?"
"I'm sloth high"

by Theartist5 June 2, 2018

cotton sloth

A venomous and toxic beast that enjoys the suffering of others. It should be an hero for the betterment of society. Also known as Cotton Slut.

Cotton sloth must die young.

by karmawhore May 18, 2019