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Slope

Im so not woke that im slope
by Sherbs69 September 6, 2022
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Down sloping

When you're drinking with three of the boys in a circle and one proceeds to jerk off both of the two sitting to the left and right and then gives oral to his bro infront of him.

Similar to giving a ski job. But the black diomand version.
I cracked open a cold one with the boys and proceeded with down sloping them. What are bros for.
by TayDaniels January 6, 2018
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The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
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slope widow

Oilfield equivalent of a military dependapotomus. Originally referred to the wives of men who worked the North Slope production field around Prudhoe Bay. Sits home alone 16 days a month with nothing to do but spend money, flirt at the bar, and project a huge entitlement vibe anywhere they go physically (see “Karen”) or online (see “Lisa”).

Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV
That chick has got to be a slope-widow: she’s online in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week, posting like she’s drunk, trying to talk smack to a bunch of cartoon dogs, complaining about US tax dollars going to Ukraine. Clearly she’s got no job, seems pretty popular with all the male “maga patriots” who fit the profile of being oilfield adjacent, alt-right extremists / maga militants themselves.
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”
by AN00B135 March 2, 2023
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slope job

A slope job is when you are snowboarding and the mountain scenery is so nice or your run is so epic that you just have to get a blow job, right on the slopes.
"This run is so epic! I need to get a slope job to make it even better!"
by Tricounty18 January 26, 2016
mugGet the slope jobmug.

Slop/sloping

(-SLoP/SLOPING-)~ someone who loves dick eating someone or another term for being a goofy following ass bitch .
The girl in my class is a slop/sloping
by Juscallmeliyah September 7, 2024
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Slope

(-SLOPE-)someone who love’s dick eating others.
(This girl slope everybody boy in my school )
by Juscallmeliyah September 7, 2024
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