When you're all stinky and slimy from not showering or working out and you slide your private parts down your significant others face.
After working a double and too many drinks my significant other was to drunk to notice her trip to the summer slopes.
by Scotty~knows19 July 26, 2020
Get the Summer Slopesmug. When you get on your bosses bad side and everything you do is ill received furthering your decline down the "slope". Every good deed is twisted and manipulated into a negative outcome usually ending in being fired and/or career ending marks placed on your records.
by T-bone2 March 2, 2018
Get the Schumann Slopemug. an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.
When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?
Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
Get the Argyll Ski Slopemug. Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.
Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.
(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.
(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”
Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
by bruh421 July 21, 2024
Get the sloped roofmug. An infinite flow of conversating deriving off of paths going the same direction. Maybe good, maybe bad mostly bad with the human evolution's patience at a gradual decline a slippery slope results when there is an in-depth argument based on a tight connection of the parties. When talking of subjects or energy all relating it is hard to differ, especially when forced.
Jimmy: I follow the belief guns should be legal. Why can't the states get the right to my First Amendment?
Todd: I don't use guns so they should be illegal or at least full auto. The only reason I'm saying this is for an entertaining debate considering the whole country doesn't listen to our lies.
The U.S. Government: Ya'll are the ones who give a fuck we could care less. If you want a full auto pistol to drain your wallet quicker at the range or lose aim to go murder an overpopulated country so be it. We watch everything anyways the states are just reluctant d-bags trying to be special. *cough* for those who know a switch. Switch definition- simplistically allows you to make a Glock (majority) full auto. Ultimately resulting in An infinite flow of conversating deriving off of paths going the same direction. Maybe good, maybe bad mostly bad with the human evolution's patience at a gradual decline a slippery slope results when there is an in-depth argument based on a tight connection of the parties. When talking of subjects or energy all relating it is hard to differ, especially when forced.
Todd: I don't use guns so they should be illegal or at least full auto. The only reason I'm saying this is for an entertaining debate considering the whole country doesn't listen to our lies.
The U.S. Government: Ya'll are the ones who give a fuck we could care less. If you want a full auto pistol to drain your wallet quicker at the range or lose aim to go murder an overpopulated country so be it. We watch everything anyways the states are just reluctant d-bags trying to be special. *cough* for those who know a switch. Switch definition- simplistically allows you to make a Glock (majority) full auto. Ultimately resulting in An infinite flow of conversating deriving off of paths going the same direction. Maybe good, maybe bad mostly bad with the human evolution's patience at a gradual decline a slippery slope results when there is an in-depth argument based on a tight connection of the parties. When talking of subjects or energy all relating it is hard to differ, especially when forced.
by Anonymous savior August 17, 2023
Get the Slippery Slopemug. Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
Get the A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slopemug. Oilfield equivalent of a military dependapotomus. Originally referred to the wives of men who worked the North Slope production field around Prudhoe Bay. Sits home alone 16 days a month with nothing to do but spend money, flirt at the bar, and project a huge entitlement vibe anywhere they go physically (see “Karen”) or online (see “Lisa”).
Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV
Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV
That chick has got to be a slope-widow: she’s online in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week, posting like she’s drunk, trying to talk smack to a bunch of cartoon dogs, complaining about US tax dollars going to Ukraine. Clearly she’s got no job, seems pretty popular with all the male “maga patriots” who fit the profile of being oilfield adjacent, alt-right extremists / maga militants themselves.
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”
by AN00B135 March 2, 2023
Get the slope widowmug.