Sidewalk Buffer

The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").

Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer

You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!

by Burkeley Hunt August 24, 2008

Sidewalk stewardess

A street walker prostitute

She was no woman of virtue she was a sidewalk stewardess who’ been around the block for often than the mailman!

by talbotboy1 March 1, 2020

sidewalk glitter

Sidewalk Glitter is shattered glass on the pavement as a result of a car break in.

Avoid parking your vehicle near or over sidewalk glitter, your car’s window could be next to help decorate the neighborhood...

by jenwongtattoos January 6, 2020

Sidewalk Fishing

The ACT of securing paper money connected to translucence high test line in a public area while staying hidden. When someone attempts to retrieve the seemingly Lost cash the fisherman pulls or reels the cash out of reach. Usually a sport performed with $50 bills or larger for maximum comedic effect.

Dude I just went sidewalk fishing today and totally tricked some rich bimbos into chasing my money.

I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.

I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.

by Goatmangold September 2, 2022

Sidewalk Friend

Noun: The person who has to walk behind on a narrow sidewalk; the least favorite in a 3-person friend group who often feels like they don't belong or are unappreciated.

Person 1: even when I'm with them, those two sometimes act like I'm not even there. I'm their sidewalk friend.

by platy_fish September 30, 2023

sidewalk pigeon

Girls walking in the sidewalk

Roll the window down real quick so I can holla at these sidewalk pigeons

by Daniel does January 15, 2025

sidewalk space

when a friend or someone you walkin next to on a sidewalk is takin up all the room. leavin you wit just a lil bit of sidewalk to walk on.

or

when theres too many people in a row on the sidewalk & they left you out walkin on the grass or the road.

"dawg, scoot tha hell ova, i need some sidewalk space"

"haha we done left that nigga wit no sidewalk space"

by mrs.richnigga April 15, 2009