sidewalk susan

A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.

This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.

by Mackenzie scout August 4, 2021

Sidewalk speed racer

A term used in the Grand Theft Auto series for driving on the sidewalk at full speed killing pedestrians and letting them fly.

Bob: last night I started to play GTA V, and I went full sidewalk speed racer.

by anonymous December 22, 2020

sidewalk curb

The mother of homeless.

I just walked by the sidewalk curb
Did they ask you for money?

by Saggytits38 December 7, 2018

sidewalk head

The act of performing felatio on someone while they are driving a mobility scooter on the sidewalk.

Tara's husband is so old that to spice up their night out, he asked for sidewalk head on the way home from the Hot Shoppes.

by TrueFacts95 June 4, 2023

sidewalk hero

A person that looks/acts like a civilian in public but will jump into action when a medical or social crisis hits outside of typical occupations/environments, typically on public sidewalks.
I.E. people that treat injured people or stop criminals before they escape the scene of the crime

"Did you hear about that woman that saved a girl's life in the news? Patched her injury up to keep her alive until the paramedics arrived!"
"Yeah, she was a real sidewalk hero!"

by Mega Erofan January 4, 2020

Sidewalk art

What remains after a suicide by falling to death, usually by jumping from a skyscraper or bridge.

"Before going to a therapist, he was about to become sidewalk art"

by Neves777 March 26, 2018

purple sidewalk

really annoying person. used as a code word a person you are with so they wont know what your talking about.

ugh michelle, purple sidewalk!
i know! more like purple road.

by linzmoose June 18, 2008