Tara's husband is so old that to spice up their night out, he asked for sidewalk head on the way home from the Hot Shoppes.
by TrueFacts95 June 4, 2023
Get the sidewalk headmug. The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").
Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer
You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer
You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!
by Burkeley Hunt August 24, 2008
Get the Sidewalk Buffermug. The ACT of securing paper money connected to translucence high test line in a public area while staying hidden. When someone attempts to retrieve the seemingly Lost cash the fisherman pulls or reels the cash out of reach. Usually a sport performed with $50 bills or larger for maximum comedic effect.
Dude I just went sidewalk fishing today and totally tricked some rich bimbos into chasing my money.
I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.
I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.
I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.
I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.
by Goatmangold September 2, 2022
Get the Sidewalk Fishingmug. Noun: The person who has to walk behind on a narrow sidewalk; the least favorite in a 3-person friend group who often feels like they don't belong or are unappreciated.
Person 1: even when I'm with them, those two sometimes act like I'm not even there. I'm their sidewalk friend.
by platy_fish September 30, 2023
Get the Sidewalk Friendmug. really annoying person. used as a code word a person you are with so they wont know what your talking about.
by linzmoose June 18, 2008
Get the purple sidewalkmug. She was no woman of virtue she was a sidewalk stewardess who’ been around the block for often than the mailman!
by talbotboy1 March 1, 2020
Get the Sidewalk stewardessmug. Avoid parking your vehicle near or over sidewalk glitter, your car’s window could be next to help decorate the neighborhood...
by jenwongtattoos January 6, 2020
Get the sidewalk glittermug.