shrek

If you don't know who Shrek is you are missing out in life!. FIRST Shrek is sexy hot green booger . SECOND Shrek believes that onions have layers ( SUPER HOT!). THIRD Shrek will make everyone drool by just watching a few seconds of the movie. FOURTH Fiona just DIVORSED Shrek so he is now single😍. LAST BUT NOT LEAST Shrek got a fatty *bites lip* but Shrek be catching mood swings.

me: Shrek is so hot and sexy
friend: ikr

me: I'm happy you agree but back off my man!🙄

by papiisshrexy October 19, 2020

Shrek

This green ogre who has a don.... just watch the film man and get off your phone it's 3 am.

SOMBODY ONCE TOLD ME... the Shrek anthem ( all star by SmashMouth)

by ImAlreadyTracerGirl December 23, 2018

Shrek

God

Im going to praise shrek

by Yeetis Maximus August 14, 2019

Shrek

The main character of an anime.

its used like this "did you know that shrek is love and life"

by ShrekuDeku September 17, 2020

Shrek

shrek its a lifestyle, a religion , a god , shrek is everything.

my religion is shrek.

by the best clown of the circus November 17, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Loser 1:"Have you seen Shrek 5 yet?"

Loser 2:"You mean have I seen the reincarnation of god yet?"

by Sbub March 20, 2020

Shrek

An massive ogre who will rip your ass to shreds. His foreskin has many layers to keep your ass cheeks tight.

Shrek is love shrek is life

by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019