Shaneing

To shoot a friend (preferably a fat one) in the leg and escaping while zombies feast on them. Named after what Shane Walsh did to Otis in the second season of the Walking Dead. While not necessarily evil, shaneing is still done only by people with very low morals.

If zombies chase us, I'm shaneing you!

by Richard Lupus October 29, 2014

Shane

A man who is incredibly selfless and has the sweetest persona. His heart is made of gold and he would do anything for someone he loves. He is a whole-hearted person who loves to travel and has more wit than he lets on. He can be quiet and shy at first but once you get to know him you will fall in love with his great sense of humor, ability to make you smile, and his sensitive side. He is always respectful, treats his women right, keeps a small circle, is athletic, and has his sights for the future. Shane is tall, has beautiful blue eyes that you get lost in staring at them, a smile that turns a bad day around, a voice that lingers, a personality that grabs, and a heart that never stops growing. He can be sensitive and feels every emotion very deeply. He is the kind of man that everyone wants and anyone would be lucky to have. It's hard to be friends with a Shane because you will eventually feel yourself falling for him.

"That new guy is so dreamy"
"Oh, You mean Shane? He really is!"

by defininglife10 April 11, 2019

Shane

A human that Jessica loves MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE and now it is documented for thE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE SO SHANE CANNOT SAY THAT SHE DOESN'T lol wtf.

Holy balls, I love that kid.
What kid?
SHANE!

by Hello I'm Scribbles December 24, 2007

Shane

A real dumb ass. Wears his ass as a hat. Bald fucker that annoys everyone in his presence.

A: I stuffed up the sale

B: You Shane'd it!!

by Seven RE July 6, 2009

Shane

Is a straight up faggot that no one likes. Is a ginger and fat. All his friends use him for money for drugs. He watches gay porn on a daily basis because he can't get pussy besides his mom.

Dude don't be a shane.

by Alec Hall February 21, 2010

Shane

Shane is a dickhead Player That need's To get over himself Because he is going no where in life. He is a loser most hated guy ever. No girl would want him, He really needs to get a life.

Shane is the meanest person alive, Thank god no One likes him, That's Why he is called the loser in our school.
Shane is a low life.

by anna pursell October 4, 2011

Shane

An asshole who always criticizes others and pretends to be liked, because his parents don't really love him and all of his "friends" despise him and talk shit about him behind his back.

Jake: I came over here because Shane was an ass.
Wiley: We all know.

by TheUltimateMemer March 8, 2017