Scott

a guy who likes to sexually harass girls online

Scott's gonna have a wank over you xxx

oh no! I don't want to see anymore of his crusty tissues!

by expHOEsed xxx February 03, 2020

Scott

An asshole you thinks he knows everything but in reality is a COW = Cock on Wheels...

Dude, did you see how that jerk-off made a fool of himself the other night?

Yeah man, he's such a Scott

by King of You Insects February 09, 2010

Scott

Scott is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.

Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Scott the closeted HOMO faggot in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??

by the jester of all jesters February 08, 2010

[Scott]

Scott is a type of badass that doesn't give a fuck about anyone. He will treat you like shitty garbage. honesty he will cheat on you and find another bitch to fuck

Girl 1: Hey are you in a relationship with Scott?
Girl 2: Yeah but he cheated on me.
Girl 1: With who?
Girl 2: With that bitch over there
Girl 1: Oh, that gotta hurt.

by deathcats160 April 24, 2020

Scott

A total douche. Someone who’s sole purpose on this earth is to be a deterrent in other’s pursuit of happiness. Lacks intelligence, but is quick to bust someone’s balls over something highly unimportant. Ex: wearing a hat, holding someone’s hand, going too fast out of a parking lot, Etc. Gets paid way to much money to do his/her job, but still acts like a total hardass.

Why did y’all have to work so long?

- idk, my boss was being a total Scott

by mommyjobe March 20, 2019

Scott

Scott, the one that’s usually an asshole. He usually works at Lowe’s home improvement and has no manners. He curses like a sailor while getting raped in the ass. He has an incredibly small penis as well.

Do you see Scott over there??? He has the worst attitude.. Also I heard he has a small peen.

by the man with the big peen June 26, 2019

Scott

Total mug just a bloke with no friends and is always plastered like a total bender just bottom line is a total dick

That bloke is a total scott

by Scottoooyess October 23, 2019