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Pork Scratchings 

Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday
Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”
Pork Scratchings by Madferit🍋 October 29, 2023
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Shamokin Schoching 

When a man sucks on external hemroids while making the sound of a piglet sucking it's mother's tit
A guy at work gave a lot lizard a Shamokin Schoching and she gave him back his money
Shamokin Schoching by SCICT November 26, 2024

Grass scratching

When a person scratches their balls on the grass

Straw berry scabachino 

Period blood crust on on top of 14yo shmegma

With a smooth blend of diarrhea
Dude Becky had me in the first half up until she brought in her sister and handed a Straw berry scabachino!!!